07 February 2007

It must be a full moon - no, wait, that was Feb. 2...

Another priceless, unknown author piece. Did you write it? E-mail me and I'll give you credit.


Please help!! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!

We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this weekend.

They are described as:

One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blond hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had Chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon.

One female - her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green eyes, quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Almost non-biter (may be protective of her toys), thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, is very healthy, and can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and would therefore do best in a one-child household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training - shouldn't take long at all.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!! They MUST be placed in rescue by Sunday night at the latest, or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. That would break our heart, but our priority now has to be our new puppy.


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Substitute "Pit Bull" with whatever dog breed you own before you watch this.


Dedicated to the Denver 38


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And now for something completely different...

I received this in a e-mail from a friend today and it's too good to keep to myself. No idea of who the author is. Is it you? E-mail me and I'll give you credit. :)


I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola [my dog] and was standing in the check out line. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because the last time I tried it I ended up in the hospital, but that I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out of almost everywhere and IV's in both arms.

Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to just load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package says the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I thought something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.

I said no. I was sitting in the road licking my butt when a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.


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06 February 2007

And now for a little action against breed specific legislation

If you own a dog - you need to be aware of Breed Specific Legislation and what it means to you. For your consideration:

Joint Initiative: Between The Doberman Pinscher Club of America and The American Rottweiler Club presents Operation: Doolittle's Raid

The Legislative Committees of the Doberman Pinscher Club of America (DPCA) and The American Rottweiler Club (ARC) have recognized what every member of the purebred dog fancy has noticed over the past several years. With increasing frequency, legislative bodies in our cities, counties, and states throughout this country have seemingly become hostile to the interests of purebred dog lovers in the United States. Indeed, the passage of the egregious anti-dog legislation in Louisville, Kentucky within the past several weeks has raised the stakes substantially for us.

Anti-breeder legislation is picking up steam. It is in Albuquerque, New Mexico. It has been introduced in the state of Indiana. It is metastasizing throughout the country. We cannot merely fight a defensive struggle and expect that our interests will be preserved. All too often, our members have been faced with struggles on another front. Liability and homeowners insurance companies increasingly refuse to insure, or even cancel, those of us who own purebred dogs despite the responsibility that we take in raising and housing our loving members of our families, and regardless of the fact that our dogs have never had an incident resulting in any claim being filed with our insurance carriers.

DPCA and ARC know this. The American Kennel Club knows this. The AKC Legislative Department does an outstanding job in working with all of us in very difficult circumstances. The problem of fighting against anti-dog legislation in every state and every city cannot be solved at the national level. AKC can only do so much. It is up to each of us to step forward at this time.

People ask: "what can I do?" They see anti-dog legislation everywhere they turn.

They hear stories of insurance companies canceling policies, forcing their friends and family to make choices. Do I give up my dogs? Do I move somewhere where I may be left alone?

These are choices none of us should have to make.

Now is the time for us to go on offense.

Now is the time for us to take the lead.

Now is the time to advance our cause rather than to wait for the next anti-dog bill to threaten us.

DPCA and ARC have launched Operation: Doolittle's Raid. In Washington state, HB 1105 has again been introduced in the Washington House of Representatives. This bill, the "Deeds Not the Breeds Bill", twice passed the House of Representatives. In 2005, the bill made it through the House and received a hearing in the Senate Financial Institutions, Insurance and Consumer Protection Committee. We ran out of time in that session.

Now, the "Deeds Not the Breeds Bill" is moving again. On Thursday, February 1, 2007, HB 1105 passed out of the House Insurance Committee. The prime sponsor of HB 1105 is Representative Tom Campbell who is the Chair of the House Committee on Environmental Health.

HB 1105 is very simple. It is one paragraph long. It simply prevents insurance carriers from refusing to insure or canceling the insurance of any homeowner based upon the breed of dog he or she owns. Its simplicity is transferable to other states.

The DPCA and ARC have committed in Operation Doolittle's Raid to persuade legislators in 20 states to introduce HB 1105 during the month of February. We will strike in 20 states simultaneously. For once, we will be on offense. For once, we will make insurance carriers have to defend themselves on multiple fronts. For once, we will control the agenda instead of the agenda controlling us.

Now is the time. For those who have asked what you can do, we have an answer.

Call your state legislator. Meet with him or her at his or her office. Invite him or her to your local shows as a "Distinguished Awards Presenter" to present the Group or Best in Show trophies. Provide him or her with a copy of the "Deeds Not the Breeds Bill", which is the purpose of our initiative which we have titled Operation: Doolittle's Raid. Ask him or her to introduce the bill immediately.

Here is a link to the bill: http://www.leg.wa.gov/pub/billinfo/2007-08/Pdf/Bills/House%20Bills/1105.pdf.

Lastly, once the bill is introduced in your state legislature, we need to know so that we can assist you to publicize that the bill has been introduced in your state. We are now in the process of populating the DPCA LobbyNow Tool with Talking Points to use in the battle that is to come. Our Doolittle's Raid, like the original, is designed to be a daring move intended to shock our adversaries. The DPCA and the ARC need the help of committed purebred dog fanciers throughout the United States, in many different breeds, to launch this initiative successfully.

Cordially,


Jeffrey P. Helsdon
Legislative Director
Doberman Pinscher Club Of America
JURISDOBES@aol.com


Jan Cooper
Legislative Director
American Rottweiler Club
jan4rott@rott-n-chatter.com


Posted with permission ;)


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05 February 2007

Update on simple things...

I am still a non-smoker, I think it's been a year and 5 months...

I decided in mid December to do something about my post-smoking weight gain and enrolled in LA Weight Loss. I'm not going the route with having to purchase and eat their bars so it's a slow and steady loss. That's an interesting situation in itself. . .

With the diet alone, I am now officially NOT overweight as I have dropped into the 150s.

Not to be complacent, I have 15 more pounds to loose to reach to my goal, so to complement the diet, I joined Contours Express and have been ripping off the padding from the outside while the diet takes care of the inside :)

Every little bit helps.

Tory and Pig Boy

Tory is so proud of himself he could just spit.

He turned 11 years old Friday, Feb. 2 and has still got it! :)

At about 12:40 a.m. Monday [today] I heard someone outside the house, and it sounded like someone was trying to break into the van. Not metallic noises... muffled ones. Thumps and sounds of movement.

I grabbed my cell phone, put a collar on Tory and sent him out the door with me right behind him.

Tory interrupted a wild boar, bigger than he is [and he's 27 inches at the shoulder and 120 pounds]!

Pig Boy obviously wasn't breaking into the van but doing something that made enough noise that I responded.

He took off and Tory followed but stopped when I called him back. He wasn't sure what the hell that was but wanted to find out.

Gotta say, I've been wondering what has been rooting around in the yard but I thought it was armadillos....